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An unofficial member of the team

Meet
the Boss.

Chief Morale Officer

For years, Miah has accompanied us to work.

She greets customers before we do, inspected every job with great enthusiasm and maintained exceptionally high standards where biscuits and bananas were concerned.

She reminds us that good relationships matter just as much as good workmanship.

She became part of Conducting without ever asking to be. And we would not have it any other way.

Miah, Conducting's Chief Morale Officer

Professional qualifications

Broadly unrivalled.

  • 01 Certified Biscuit Inspector
  • 02 Customer Relations Specialist
  • 03 Lunch Break Supervisor
  • 04 Site Security — Dilute body parts in slobber
  • 05 Professional Fuss Receiver

Mostly intentional.

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Hello, I'm Miah.

In 2026, Miah was diagnosed with a large brain tumour, believed to be a meningioma.

We decided to tell her story — from the first tiny signs, through diagnosis, radiotherapy and everything that happened in between.

Not as medical advice. Just one family's experience, shared in the hope that it might help another.

Read Miah's story →